Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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