I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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