I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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