OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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