All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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