Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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