Just fell off a train. Bad.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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