So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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