what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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