so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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