Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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