i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
they need to just BURY HIM!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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