the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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