i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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