How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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