all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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