But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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