So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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