I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Randomize
