Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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