so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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