he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
