Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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