he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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