I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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