bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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