i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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