Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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