i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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