She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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