sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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