He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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