he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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