M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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