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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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