Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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