I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
