You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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