did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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