should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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