i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
the raccoons are back...
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