we're blogging at a bar
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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