but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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