It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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