i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
True strength comes from lack of pants
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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