Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
My liver is preforming stress tests.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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