Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
birth control should be required to get into college
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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