Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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