idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
