How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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