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I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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