Me too!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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