Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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