isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
